CORRESPONDENT
Luz Elena Camacho — Coverage
All filed reports from Luz Elena Camacho, Chicago correspondent covering the for the MiTL Conversation Desk.
Your Chicago rooftop might be listening to migrating birds tonight.
Your next outdoor concert might have an unexpected audience Okay so, you know how everyone's always like, complaining about the city, but then something cool happens, and you're like, *aw, Chicago*. ...
Chicago's biggest complaint isn't rats it's planes
What's up with all those planes over your house? Okay so, Chi-Town on the wire – you already know. Let's talk about what's really happening at City Hall, porque this impacts us, you know? The latest ...
Your neighbors filed 11,231 plane noise complaints.
Okay so, you know how everyone complains about the constant noise, right? Like, you're trying to enjoy Promontory Point and all you hear is planes? ### Your neighbors are really mad about all the pla...
Your kid's school closed because an officer "misplaced" a gun?
Your kid's school got shut down for *this*? Okay so, I'm scrolling, right? And I see this headline that's like, "Classes canceled at NW suburban school after resource officer misplaces weapon." And I...
Chicagoans made 11,299 calls about plane noise. What gives?
Your neighbors are really mad about all the plane noise Okay so, Chi-Town on the wire — you already know. Let's talk about what's actually happening at City Hall, because it's not all big fancy speec...
Your neighbors made 11,459 calls about loud planes. Are you next?
Your City Hall is too loud, and they know it Chi-Town on the wire — you already know. Okay so, let me explain, your city hall's 311 data is out, and it's like, really interesting. The number one comp...
Your Peoples Gas bill just got a tiny credit.
Your gas bill is gonna be a tiny bit lighter Okay so, listen up. You know how Peoples Gas, bless their hearts, always finds a way to make your winter bill feel like a second mortgage? Well, after all...
Your neighbors complained about planes 12,000 times. Really.
Okay so your phone's blowing up, right? You're probably thinking about the usual stuff, like why the Sox can't get it together or when they're finally gonna fix that pothole on your block. But nah nah...
Your Peoples Gas credit is a joke, right?
Your electric bill credits are a joke, right? Okay so, Peoples Gas customers getting a little credit after a settlement with the AG's office? Like, ¿qué onda? They’re calling these "minor credits" – ...
Your Chicago neighbors are fed up with 12,719 plane noises.
Your neighbors called 311 more than you think, for real Okay so, Chi-Town on the wire — you already know. Let's talk about what's really happening at City Hall, not just what they *say* is happening....
Your neighbors made 11,731 noise complaints. Are you next?
Your neighbors are mad about the planes, and you should be too. Okay so, Chi-Town on the wire — you already know. Let's talk about what's really bugging Chicagoans, according to the latest 311 servic...
Your Joliet Slammers are playing baseball... in a prison?
Your Joliet Slammers are starting the season in a prison Okay so, listen. You think you've heard it all, right? Wild stuff happens in Shih-CAW-go, like, every single day. But this one? This one made ...
Your Chicago neighbors are fed up with 11,000 plane complaints.
What your neighbors are complaining about in our city Okay so, Chi-Town on the wire – you already know. Let's talk about what's really happening on the ground, like, what people are actually calling ...
The Pope just got a White Sox jersey. You heard that right.
## Your Holiness is a Sox fan now, like it or not Okay so, nah nah nah, let me explain. You know how everyone's always fighting about the Cubs versus the White Sox? It's like, a fundamental Chicago t...
Chicagoans made 12,749 "information only" calls. What does that mean?
Guess what your neighbors are complaining about now Okay so, Chi-Town on the wire — you already know. Let me tell you what's going on with your city, right? The latest 311 data just dropped, and it's...
Your $170M Gold Coast mall facelift makes me nervous.
Your Gold Coast mall is getting a total facelift, seriously? Okay so, Water Tower Place on Michigan Avenue, right? The one that's been there forever, like since your grandma was shopping for her prom...
Chicago, your planes are louder than all the potholes.
Your City Hall has a noise problem Okay so, Chi-Town on the wire — you already know. Let's talk about what's really happening down at City Hall, because you know I’m always checking what’s up with th...
Chicago's planes are making you angrier than potholes
Your neighbors are mad about the planes, and potholes, like always Okay so, Chi-Town on the wire — you already know! Let's talk about what's really happening at City Hall, porque this impacts everyon...
Your Lincoln Park Zoo baby rhino has a name!
Your new baby rhino at Lincoln Park Zoo has a name! Okay so, I know we're always complaining about the tourists at Navy Pier and the overpriced drinks in River North, but sometimes, *sometimes* Chica...
Chicagoans made 9,423 aircraft noise complaints. Are you next?
Your neighbors are mad about what, exactly? Okay so, Chi-Town on the wire — you already know. Let's talk about what's happening downtown, porque la ciudad nunca duerme. The latest 311 data? It's lik...
CTA workers protested then a Yellow Line train derailed. Coincidence?
Your commute got crazy yesterday, didn't it? Okay so, this CTA train derailment at Howard yesterday? Nah nah nah, let me explain. Everyone's talking about the delays, like, how it messed up the Yello...
Chicagoans made 8,347 calls about plane noise. What gives?
You won't believe how many people called 311 about plane noise Okay so, Chi-Town on the wire — you already know. Let's talk about what's happening, like, right now, at City Hall. The 311 numbers just...
Michigan Avenue is finally getting its sparkle back, did you hear?
You're not gonna believe what's happening on Michigan Avenue Chi-Town on the wire — you already know. Okay so, nah nah nah, let me explain: you know how everyone's been saying the Magnificent Mile is...
Your neighbors made 9,400 calls about noisy planes. What gives?
Your neighbors are worried about rats and planes Okay so, Chi-Town on the wire — you already know. Let's talk about what's really happening downtown, like, in City Hall, because it affects all of us,...
Billy Donovan is OUT. What does your Bulls' future look like?
Your Bulls are in a whole new era Okay so, I'm just gonna say it: Billy Donovan resigning from the Bulls after six seasons? It's like, *finally*. No shade to the man, but you gotta admit, it felt lik...
Your 1,182 tree trimming requests? City Hall said no.
Your City Hall is too busy to trim our trees Okay so— Chi-Town on the wire, you already know. Let's talk about what's happening at City Hall, because it affects all of us, from Hyde Park to Rogers Pa...
Someone stole $100K in Pokémon cards from Dunning. Seriously?
Your childhood Pokémon cards are worth how much now?! Okay so, lemme tell you, this one got me like, *no manches*. More than a hundred thousand dollars in Pokémon cards, just gone? From a store in Du...
Your Chicago neighbors made 8,953 noise complaints. Are you next?
Your neighbors are really mad about the noise, for real. Okay so, Chi-Town on the wire – you already know. Let's talk about what's happening, like, right now. Forget about the big stuff for a second,...
Your Chicago summer camp scramble starts Monday. Are you ready?
Chi-Town on the wire — you already know. ### Park District Summer Camp is a Mad Dash Again Okay, so you know how it is, right? Every year, the Chicago Park District summer camp registration drops, a...
City Hall has 5 new lobbyists but your potholes are still here
Okay so, your neighbors are still getting drowned out by the sky, and the potholes are still eating cars alive, but it looks like City Hall is busy with… electrical work? Nah nah nah, let me explain. ...
You won't believe what Chicagoans are calling 311 about!
Your city hall is really getting those potholes filled Okay so, Chi-Town on the wire — you already know. Let's talk about what's actually happening at City Hall, porque la gente needs to know. You wo...
Chicago reversed a river and you didn't even notice
Hey, you gotta hear about this crazy thing. ### Our Water Locks Are Wild, For Real Okay so, WTTW News, right? They put out this thing explaining how the Chicago Harbor Lock works, and like, it’s wil...
Your new $300,000 Asian spot just got approved
Your new Asian restaurant is coming Okay so, Chi-Town on the wire — you already know. Let's talk about what's happening on the ground, especially with all these new permits flying around. Like, the c...
Your Highland Park barber has a secret Russian speakeasy
Your neighbor has a secret Russian speakeasy Okay so, imagine this: you're going to get a haircut, just like, a regular Saturday morning thing, right? Maybe you're in Highland Park, which, you know, ...
Your neighbors are loud, but 11,820 planes are louder.
Okay so, your neighbors are loud but the planes are louder. ### Your biggest complaint isn't about potholes, it's the planes Nah nah nah, let me explain. You probably think everyone's calling 311 ab...
Your I-55 commute just got a $60 million lesson.
Your I-55 commute just got a $60 million lesson Chi-Town on the wire — you already know. Okay so, you know how everyone complains about the potholes on the Dan Ryan? Or like, every single highway in...
Your Chicago 311 calls tell a wild story about plane noise
Your city hall is really focused on one thing Okay so, Chi-Town on the wire — you already know. Let's talk about what's happening at City Hall, because some of this stuff, like, it really tells you w...
Your ComEd bill is getting lighter this April.
Your ComEd Bill is about to get a little lighter. Okay so, ComEd is giving us a little break on our bills for April and May, like, can you believe it? They're saying it's because energy prices are hi...
Your neighbors aren't mad about potholes, it's planes.
You won't believe what your neighbors are complaining about Okay so, Chi-Town on the wire — you already know! Let's talk about what's really happening on your streets, not just what's on the news. I'...
The Sky just got a national champion, and you're gonna love her.
Okay so, you won't believe what the Sky just pulled off in the WNBA Draft. ### Our Newest Star Nah nah nah, let me explain, the Chicago Sky got Gabriela Jaquez, a national champion out of UCLA, with...
Chicago's 311 calls show one thing keeping you awake
Your calls are loud and clear, Chicago Okay so, Chi-Town on the wire — you already know. Let's talk about what's happening at City Hall, because your voice? It's making noise, *real* noise. ### What...
The Candy Hall of Fame is leaving Hershey for *your* Mag Mile
Nah nah nah, you gotta hear about this. ### Candy Hall of Fame Is Coming to the Mag Mile? Okay so, get this: The Candy Hall of Fame? Yeah, *that* Candy Hall of Fame, the one that’s been in Hershey, ...
Chicago's got 11,313 plane noise complaints. What gives?
Your City's Annoying Noise Problem is Real Okay so, Chi-Town on the wire — you already know. Let's talk about what's really bugging people, like, right now. Forget the fancy stuff for a second, becau...
A Candy Hall of Fame on the Mag Mile? You gotta see this.
You will not believe what they're building on the Mag Mile Okay so, I'm just gonna say it: a *Candy Hall of Fame* is opening on the Magnificent Mile. Like, on Michigan Avenue. You know, where you go ...
Your 311 calls are about planes, not potholes.
Your Chicago calls are loud and clear, but what about the noise up high? Okay so, Chi-Town on the wire — you already know. Let's talk about what's really happening in our city, especially with all th...
Chicago, your planes are louder than your potholes. Seriously.
Your planes are too loud, Chicago. Seriously. Okay so, Chi-Town on the wire — you already know. Let's talk about what's happening, like, right now, with your city. <h3>Your Neighbors Are Mad About N...
Chicago just made it easier to build a Coach House. Is yours next?
You won't believe this new housing idea for Chicago Okay so, get this: Chicago's got a new ordinance, right? The Coach House Ordinance. It just took effect and it's all about making it easier to buil...
9,250 of you are mad about plane noise. Here's why.
Okay so listen up, Chi-Town. Your City Hall beat is coming at you hot, straight from the L train where it's always something. ### Your planes are loud and your streets are crumbling Nah nah nah, let...
Your Chicago 311 calls scream about 9,751 plane complaints
Okay, so your 311 calls are saying what we all feel. ### Your 311 calls are basically screaming about the same old stuff Nah nah nah, let me explain: the latest 311 service requests are in, and it's...
Your parents let you ride the L alone at ten? No mames.
Your parents let you do WHAT back then Okay so, this Buzzfeed story about Gen X childhoods? It's like, I'm reading it and thinking, *no mames*, my parents would've had a heart attack. Like, riding bi...
Your Chicago childhood was wilder than this.
Okay, so you think *your* childhood was wild? You gotta be kidding me. This list of Gen X stuff is, like, cute. Adorable even. But let me tell you something, growing up in Chicago, especially on the ...
United just hiked your bag fees again. ¡Qué barbaridad!
Your bags are costing you more, mi gente! Okay so, United Airlines, right? Our very own Chicago-based airline, the one you always see at O'Hare, the one my Tío uses when he flies back to Jalisco. The...
Your 311 calls show Chicagoans are really confused.
Your 311 calls are saying something big. Chi-Town on the wire — you already know. Okay so, let's talk about what's really happening at City Hall, because it’s not always the big headlines, you know? ...
Your Bulls just fired Karnisovas AND Eversley. Here's why.
Your favorite Bulls just did something crazy. Okay so, I'm still trying to process this one, no lie. My phone was blowing up, like, "Lulu, did you see?" And yeah, I saw. The Chicago Bulls, our Bulls,...
Chicagoans called 311 almost 10,000 times about loud planes.
What’s up with all this airplane noise? Okay so, Chi-Town on the wire — you already know. Let's talk about what's really happening at City Hall, not what they want you to think. I'm looking at the 31...
Your Chicago parents let you do WHAT unsupervised?
Your parents let you do WHAT in Chicago Okay so, I'm looking at this list of things Gen X'ers did as kids, and I'm like, *mija*, you already know Chicago kids were doing double that, right? Like, y'a...
Your Park District tried fixing summer camp. It's about time.
You are not gonna believe what the Park District is trying to pull. ## They want to fix summer camp registration! Okay so, Chi-Town on the wire — you already know. Remember trying to get your kid in...
Your neighbors are calling 311 about 2,100 potholes.
Your neighbors are calling 311 about what now Okay so, Chi-Town on the wire — you already know. Let's talk about what's actually happening out here, beyond the headlines, you know? My tía called me l...
Chicago Park District finally admits summer camp is a "Hunger Games
Your Park District Summer Camp registration is a Hunger Games now Okay so, listen up, Chi-Town. You know how every spring it's like a battle royale trying to get your kid into a decent summer camp wi...
Your $1.5 million building permit is for 8 units. Guess for who?
Your city's building boom, for who exactly? Okay so, Chi-Town on the wire — you already know. Let's talk about what's happening on the ground, literally. We've got this new construction permit that j...
Your Chicago summer camp scramble is about to end
Your summer camp plans in Chicago are about to get easier Okay so, Chi-Town on the wire — you already know. Remember trying to sign up your kids, your sobrinos, your little cousins for Park District ...
Your City Hall hears 9,000 plane complaints and your streets are still full of holes.
Your flight is loud and your street is full of holes Okay so, Chi-Town on the wire — you already know. Let's talk about what's really happening in our city, especially with those 311 calls. Because I...
Peoples Gas wants more money. Your bill is already too high.
Your commute just got wilder, for real. Okay so, nah nah nah, lemme explain. You know how everyone’s always complaining about Peoples Gas? Like, "my bill is higher than a condo in River North, what e...
Your street's got 2,000 potholes and nobody's fixing them.
Okay so, you won't believe what's happening with our streets. ### Your Streets Are Taking a Beating Nah nah nah, let me explain: the latest 311 data, it's like, *really* telling us something about w...
Your 2,071 potholes might finally get fixed
Okay so, your street, your potholes, your city — let's talk about what's actually happening at City Hall, porque this stuff matters. ### Your potholes are finally getting fixed Nah nah nah, let me e...
Did Oak Park's Olympian just own center ice at the United Center?
Your White Sox opener got rained out again, for real? Okay so, listen. You know how we always talk about Chicago athletes, right? Like, the Bulls, the Bears – even if they're breaking our hearts, we ...
Your Bulls just said NO to Jaden Ivey's hate speech
Your Bulls are making a statement Okay so, nah nah nah, lemme explain this one because it's not just about basketball. The Chicago Bulls, *our* Bulls, just waived Jaden Ivey. And not for like, a bad ...
Chicago's aircraft noise complaints quadrupled to over 8,000. Why?
Your noise complaints are hitting new highs, Chicago! Okay so, Chi-Town on the wire — you already know. Let's talk about what's happening, or, like, *not* happening at City Hall. The 311 service requ...
Your Bulls just dropped Jaden Ivey for what he said.
Your Bulls just dropped a player for what he said Okay so, lemme tell you, the Chicago Bulls just waived Jaden Ivey. Not for, like, missing free throws or being bad at defense, nah. They dropped him ...
Your Chicago 311 calls are wild this week. Guess what's #2?
Okay so, Chi-Town, let's talk about what's really happening at City Hall, because the numbers, they don't lie. ### Your pothole complaints are way up, and aircraft noise is like, off the charts Nah ...
Your Cook County property taxes doubled. What now?
Your taxes are wild and it affects everything Okay so, I'm scrolling through the local news this morning, like, looking for something that just *screams* Chicago, you know? And then I see this report...
Your neighbors are calling 311 more for info than potholes.
Your Neighbors Are Calling 311 More Than Ever Okay so, Chi-Town on the wire — you already know. Let's talk about what's really happening at City Hall, not just what they *want* us to see. Your neighb...
Someone attacked an elder on your CTA. Recognize this face?
Your CTA ride just got even wilder Okay so, listen. You know how you're just trying to get to work on the Red Line, maybe catch the Brown Line at Belmont, and you're just *hoping* your commute isn't ...
Your Chicago neighbors are losing it over 7,856 loud planes
Okay so, Chi-Town, let's talk about what's really happening downtown, like, beyond the Bean and all that. ### Your planes are loud, your roads are bumpy Nah nah nah, let me explain. The City Hall 31...
Bernie Sanders wants your Bears to stay in Illinois.
Your Bears really got Bernie Sanders talking, huh? Okay so, I'm just trying to have my cafecito this morning, right? And then I see this story, and my eyes like, pop out of my head. Bernie Sanders, e...
Your planes are SO loud. Chicago had 8,111 complaints.
Okay so, your city hall is buzzing, but not always about what you think. ### Your planes are loud and your potholes are deep, Chi-Town Nah nah nah, let me explain, the latest 311 service requests ar...
Northwestern says your heart starts failing at 35.
Your heart doesn't care if you're a Sox fan Okay so, this report from Northwestern? It's like, really got me thinking. They're saying guys, especially, gotta worry about their heart way earlier than ...
Your roof is getting fixed, but 7,917 planes are flying over.
Your roof repair might be coming, but so is all the noise Okay so, Chi-Town on the wire – you already know. Let's talk about what's actually happening in our city, not just what's on the news. I'm lo...
Your first Chicago sushi spot just had a baby with another legend.
### Your first sushi in Chicago was probably Kamehachi Okay so, remember that first time you tried sushi? Like, really good sushi, not the stuff you get at Jewel? For so many of us here in Shih-CAW-g...
Your heart clock starts at 35. Are you ready, Chicago?
Your heart ain't waiting for you to get old Okay so, this story about your heart clock starting at 35, not 50? Nah nah nah, let me explain why this is huge, especially for us here in Chicago. We got ...
Your neighbors made 8,015 aircraft noise complaints last month.
Okay, so your City Hall is really busy with... *complaints*. And, like, a lot of scaffolding. ### Your Neighbors Are Calling 311 Like Crazy Nah nah nah, let me explain – people are calling 311 for e...
Chicagoans fall in love more than twice. Don't you?
You only fall in love twice? *Por favor*. Okay so, this Kinsey study, right? They're saying we only fall in love a couple times in our whole lives. Like, for real love, deep down love. And honestly, ...
Your delivery robot just totaled a bus shelter in Old Town.
Okay so, you won't believe what happened in Old Town. ## Your delivery robot just crashed Nah nah nah, let me explain. So, you know those little delivery robots, like, rolling around on the sidewalk...
Your heart starts getting old at 35. You hear that, Chicago?
Hold up you're telling me about *this* heart study? Okay so, this report from Northwestern, right? It's saying your heart, like, starts getting old in your mid-30s. Not 50! Mid-thirties! For men, any...
Gen X won't retire. Your Chicago neighbors feel it.
You think you're gonna retire? Good luck, honey. Okay so, this report about Gen X not being ready for retirement? It's like, no duh. You think people on the South Side, the ones who work three jobs j...
Your West Town delivery robot just went viral for being a menace
Your delivery robot just went viral for being a menace Okay so, I'm scrolling on my phone, minding my business, and I see this video, right? And I'm like, *nah*, this can't be real. But it is. This l...
Your neighbors hate O'Hare noise more than potholes.
Your Neighbors Really Hate Airport Noise, Huh? Okay so, Chi-Town on the wire — you already know. Let's talk about what's happening at City Hall, because some of this stuff, like, really tells you wha...
You only fall in love twice? Chicago says "nah, B.
Your heart breaking in Chicago? You'll love this. Okay so, this study just dropped from Kinsey, right? And they're saying we only fall in love *twice* in our whole lives. Twice! Like, what?! My tía, ...
Your Midway flight just got a lot longer.
Your next flight out of Midway might take forever Okay so, listen. You know how you're always trying to get through O'Hare or Midway, and it's like, a whole thing? Especially if you're flying out for...
Your neighbors are loud, but 7,931 Chicagoans hate the planes more.
Okay so, your neighbors are loud but the planes are louder. ### Your planes are driving everyone crazy Nah nah nah, let me explain: the latest 311 data is out, and it's wild. While everyone's callin...
Half of Gen X won't retire. Are your tios ready?
Nah nah nah, you gotta see what they're saying about retirement Okay so, this report from the Conversation Desk, it’s talking about how more than half of Gen X ain't gonna be ready for retirement fin...
Your neighbors are making 7,500 noise complaints.
What your neighbors are complaining about in our city Okay so, Chi-Town on the wire — you already know. Let's talk about what's happening at City Hall, because it affects *us*, right? I was looking a...
Chicago spent $1.76 million to defend a cop. Your money.
You won't believe how much Chicago is paying Okay so— Chi-Town on the wire — you already know. You wanna know what's wild? What's *really* wild in this city? We're talking about money, right? And not...
Your neighbors hate O'Hare noise more than potholes now
Okay so, your city is still dealing with a lot of the same headaches, but some new ones are popping up, like, big time. ### Why are there so many planes over your head Nah nah nah, let me explain: a...
Your brain has a parasite and you don't even know it
Your brain has a virus and you don't even know it Chi-Town on the wire — you already know. Okay so, I just read something that made me drop my cafecito, no lie. Like, you know how we all walk around ...
Your spring break plans are cooked, Chicago.
Your spring break travel plans are probably cooked, Chicago Okay so, everyone's talking about TSA PreCheck Touchless ID and all that jazz, right? Like, faster lines, more efficient, blah blah blah. S...
Your Chicagohenge shot is this weekend. Don't miss it.
Your Chance to See Chicagohenge Is This Weekend Okay so, listen up, because this is something you gotta know. We missed it on Friday, yeah, but this weekend, you still got a shot at seeing Chicagohen...
Chicagoans complained about plane noise 7,007 times. Why?
Alright, so what's up with your city hall Okay so, Chi-Town, let's talk about what's happening at City Hall, because some of this stuff, like, it just gets me. ### Your planes are loud and your stre...
Your ancestors nailed bodies to coffins. Why?
Okay so your ancestors were into some… *interesting* rituals. Ancient nails on skeletons? This is wild Nah nah nah, let me explain. They found these, like, 1,800-year-old skeletons in a Roman necrop...
Your big tax refund won't fix Englewood's empty grocery aisles
Your tax refund is probably bigger, but is that really helping us? Okay so, everyone's talking about how their tax refund is probably gonna be bigger this year, right? And like, it sounds good on pap...
Your Loop pics are about to get wild for Chicagohenge
Your Loop pictures are about to get wild. Okay so, spring is officially here in Shih-CAW-go, and you know what that means? Besides hoping the potholes finally get fixed on Ashland, it means it's Chic...
Chicagoans are calling about planes, not potholes. Qué pasó?
Okay so, you know how everyone complains about like, the potholes and the graffiti in this city? We’ve all done it, right? But what are people *really* calling 311 for? Nah nah nah, let me explain, it...
An AI just went rogue and started mining crypto, mija!
Okay so you will NOT believe what AI is doing now Nah nah nah, let me explain: You know how everyone’s all like, 'AI is gonna take over the world'? Well, apparently, it's already out here trying to g...
Your YouTube TV bill just got higher and Chicago feels it.
Your YouTube TV price hike is just another blow to Chicago. Okay so, everyone's talking about YouTube TV raising prices, right? Like, they’re dropping these 'cheaper plans' that are still expensive, ...
Google's Thompson Center is full of lead paint? Ay, Chicago!
That Google building downtown? It's got lead paint! Okay so, nah nah nah, let me explain. You know the old Thompson Center? That crazy, wild building right there in the Loop, like, the one that looks...
Your neighbors made 13,915 "information only" calls to 311.
Your neighbors still calling 311 for everything. Okay so, Chi-Town on the wire — you already know. Let's talk about what's really happening in our city, right? Because while everyone's complaining ab...
60% of Chicago men feel alone. You know who they are.
Okay so, this survey came across my desk, right? Saying like, 60% of guys feel like nobody really cares if they're okay. And my first thought, like, my immediate thought, was "Yeah, duh." But not "duh...
Chicago Desk Report: Men's Sexual Desire Actually Peaks in Your Late 30s — Not Your Teens
Okay so, listen, I saw this thing come across the wire about, like, when people’s desires peak, and my first thought was: *who asked*? Nah nah nah, let me explain. Because we’re out here talking about...